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Latest revision as of 09:09, 24 May 2024
Dry Humor (Zayne Text Message)
[CHOICE] Dry Humor
Main Character: I learned a new skill today.
Zayne: I see.
[CHOICE] Say a joke.
Main Character: I learned to say a joke. "A joke."
Zayne: That's not an act of saying.
Zayne: That is repetition.
[CHOICE] Joke about the heart.
Main Character: If you steal someone's heart, do you get cardiac arrested?
Zayne: ...
Zayne: Is this the new skill you're referring to?
Zayne: Telling awful jokes?
[CHOICE] Joke about prescriptions.
Main Character: A pharmacist gave me the wrong perscription. It was a hard pill to swallow.
Zayne: ...?
Zayne: Well, it certainly wasn't the right prescription for Deadpan syndrome.
[CHOICE] Did you feel the cringe?
[CHOICE] Did you laugh?
Main Character: Tell me the truth! Did you laugh?
Zayne: ...
Zayne: Haha.
[CHOICE] If you didn't laugh...
Main Character: If you didn't laugh, it means you're too stressed and need a break!
Zayne: If I laughed...
Zayne: Then it would mean I truly need a break.
[CHOICE] I thought you'd like dry humor.
[CHOICE] I wanted to make you laugh.
Main Character: I wanted to make you laugh, but it seems like I failed!
Zayne: The jokes are mediocre.
Zayne: But the person's behavior did make me laugh.
[CHOICE] I want you to relax.
Main Character: You seem to be overworked. I wanted to help you relax.
Zayne: Thank you. I feel very relaxed now.
Zayne: I'll help you relax using the same method next time.
